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Writers Nora Ephron 8 of 10 Directors Rob Reiner Duration 1 H 35 minute description When Harry Met Sally... is a movie starring Billy Crystal, Meg Ryan, and Carrie Fisher. Harry and Sally have known each other for years, and are very good friends, but they fear sex would ruin the friendship.

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So when I decided to rent 'When Harry Met Sally' you could tell that there was going to be some hesitation involved. It looked like any other majorly cliché chick flick that I had previously wasted hours of patience with. But after reading some of the reviews given to it by various critics I thought to myself "You know what, maybe this going to be something different, something better" and as it turns out, it was.
When Harry Met Sally is a wonderful relief. I finally found a romantic comedy that I can feel comfortable watching. It's an amusing story about that old question; can men and women be friends? It features one of the best match ups ever assembled on screen and a socially hilarious script by Nora Ephron. It's easily the best romantic comedy ever. Meg Ryan is absolutely beautiful and Billy Crystal nails the role of the obnoxious male friend. Of course I can't forget Rob Reiner's brilliant direction, wait a go Rob. It's a shame he doesn't make more movies like this because it really suits him. "When Harry Met Sally" is a clever, witty, hilariously entertaining movie, if whatever reason you decide to watch a chick flick, make it this one.

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There was a loud bang at the door. Then screeching followed. A familiar scream, made her realize AW NUH! IZAH DEMOGORGON!!! DDDDD: In an attempt to warn the government, she screamed “IS THAT YOU WILL???? We can do more kazoo!! ” The door opened and shut multiple times, harassing the sins. A poorly edited flute solo began to ring in her ears. The demogorgon was shoved into the nearest recycle bin. Suddenly, badass music started blasting into everyone’s ears, a orange pikachu jumped from the ceiling, onto an eleven year old girls shirt. She had a mohawk and a stream of blood coming from her ears and nose. The blood was streaming upwards, as if she was upside-down. The scene, although, faded quickly as the Incredible Hulk smashed Eleven’s eggo waffle. Alyssa jumped onto the nearest moose and rode off into the woods. She came across a tattered elephant that had a gorilla riding on top of it. It squirted orange peels into her face, and the cat yelped in fear. A loud boom rumbled the entire earth. Everyone concluded it was Ethan’s fart. All except, Ethan. His annoying voice echoed into the forest of white dreams, “RYAAAAAAAAN!!!!! ” Then, a small patch of grass shot out of the ground. It landed on Harambe. Out of the burrow popped out a brown-haired preteen. She clambered out and stared out in fear, “Ryan? ” Alyssa was disappointed and shook her head. She hopped down from the smelly moose and patted her on the head, “No sweetie. ” The girl started to weep, and under her cries she said, “Back to the depression corner, Senpai. ” She slid face down, back into the hole in Earth. Alyssa walked for about 3335 more miles, until she came across a living forest with lush, and thriving trees were pinned with picture frames. Inside, there weren’t pictures. Instead, there were pieces of paper with rules scribbled on them. In a particular tree, two teens sat in the trees. One looked like scout from team fortress two, but he actually had hair, and his shirt was a black hoodie from the spyder brand. The other, was the same girl who popped out of the hole from earlier. They were both holding hands, but talking about pokemon. Suddenly, the guy changed subjects, and said, “I was trying to join, but my grandma’s internet wanted to go fuck a horse, in the mud, in hell, while having a three way, with the Devil. ” Then, they started to kiss. A tree frog climbed onto Alyssa’s head. She didn’t mind. She whispered to herself, “I sleep in twenty degrees. ” Once again, the poorly edited flute solo began to float in the air. The couple stopped kissing and grabbed hidden shotguns from behind them. They jumped off the tree and started to prowl the grass. “Kumarru-Chan! You need to stop killing our ears! We both thought you were dead!!!! ” A loud gunshot rang through the forest. The tall guy held up his gun with smoke coming out of it, ten seconds later, a random nightingale fell from the sky, a pea pod stuck in it’s stomach. The blood spilled out, writing “Green is not a creative color, but I do like to touch things with my salad fingers. ” The words were curiously spelled correctly, and in cursive. The words were perfectly spaced and in proportion. They all looked up to the sky, even the bird; A blue and pink comet blazed down from the cosmos, and landed, and out from the smoke walked out an extremely hot puppet. He started to sing, “This mailbox is weed, and this triangular sign, this blue balloon, the month of June, they're weed, weed, weed, weed, weed! Ziggy's sweets are weed, that birdy's tweets are weed. The city streets, the both of your feet, they're all emphatically weed! ” He petted the small piggy bank in his right hand for half a second, the continued to sing; “The weed belongs to me, all the weed that I see, weed, pot, crack, and smoke, I caress it, 'cause I possess it, I'm Stingy and it's we-e-e-e-e-ed” An Indian kid jumped out of the bushes, “I like blue… uh, bye. ” He raised a jazzy flute to his lips, and started to play a song. After listening to the ear rape for 10 hours, she decided to move on. Of course, the tree frog was still perched on her head. He opened his salty lips and started to screech, “Allen, are you a cow? ” “What? No” “Ya me neither” said the cow in the corner. Alyssa turned around, and riding on the cow was the same couple from before. She shrugged, and continued on her trek. On the way down the two, round hills, she found an aetherium shard. She palmed it in her hand. It was cool, and smooth. It was a bright blue with hints of aquamarine. But, Alyssa didn’t give no fucks. She shoved it down her throat, and swallowed it whole. The frog started to shit on her head. Then she said, “Don’t die, it’s bad for your health. ” After hearing her, the guy on the cow hopped off, and grabbed her by the arm. He continuously smacked her face while saying, “That’s my saying!!! ” Alyssa yelled “SCREW YOU BILLY!!! ” while desperately struggling to break free of the teen’s grip. The guy was slightly shocked, and loosened his grip for just long enough for her to jump into the nearby hole with a strange guy screaming, He was black, and was groping for the dildo in his sister's drawer. There were thousands of picture frames in this little hole. All of them had different pictures of girls. He was obviously masturbating to all the pictures. He kept a little dove on his head, and started to lick it. Alyssa backed away, being thoroughly disturbed by the scene in front of her. He lifted his arm up to touch her face, but she said, “FUcK nO, tarzan go back to Texas! ” He was surely offended, and said, “You really wanted me to die on the inside like this? The girl I was talking to this whole time was a guy? ” Alyssa bitch slapped him and crawled out of the perv hole. She grabbed on the ram riding next to the cow with both the guy and girl on it, waiting for her to return. “SKY’S THE LIMIT. I’VE BEEN TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN, AND BACK. ” A macho dragon swooped from the sky. All was fine, for the girl in the hoodie (let’s call her Naomi) brought her Kazoo. She lifted it up to her lips and buzzed out: FUS ROH DAH. Out of the plastic instrument came out a crippling depression of space and time. It smacked Randy Savage right in the face, as he was getting ready to ‘Oh Yeah!!! ’ everybody in the world. He Immediately fell gayly to the floor. His master, The Macho Madness Randy Savage had appeared out of this air. “I’M GONNA GETCHA. EVER WONDER WHAT IT FEELS LIKE HAVING YOUR SOUL RIPPED OUT LIKE THAT? ” The guy (let’s just call him Ryota) replied: “Fuck no you hairy looser. ” as he held up his happy finger. (the ring finger of course) As macho man disappeared into Apocrypha, the sky returned to meme trash blue, instead of the murky green. A loud noise rang through the valley “The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bode boop. A single lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready! … Start. Ding ”, “Damn it not this shit again. ” The beautiful speech reminded her of her normal life, when the peepo apocalypse hadn’t poisoned everybody's mind. All the muggles had become the afflicted and had been puking on everything ever since. Other than that… they had not became a real threat to her… until now. They were all TITANS!!! Giant and naked, They started to poop and the stench was killing the survivors, buildings were exploding in huge bursts of Ethan like farts. Ethan, seeing the Titans as one of his own, inheriting all of the ugly traits, joined the rampage. It was all chaos, Alyssa needed some way to escape, so she ran into the forest, away from her objective. She climbed into a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man and almost died. Fuck that shit... Alyssa thought in her head, she decided that going back towards the Titans would be a better idea. She went back the other way and to her surprise the Titans and Ethan were gone, she was able to continue on her journey. She saw a sign that had read CringeTown 3, 335, 666 miles away. Immediately Alyssa grabbed her magical land fish peice of shit and was able to go 2, 489, 247 miles before the magical land fish peice of shit died, only 864, 419 miles left to go. God damn it….. Alyssa thought in her head if only my magical land fish peice of shit didn’t die… Alyssa suddenly realized that there were more magical land fish peices of shit, in the Lake of Tears. She knew exactly where the Lake of Tears was, and it was on the way to CringeTown, so Alyssa continues on and goes about 287 more miles and reaches the Lake of Tears. This dipshit with a fishing rod was just being a dipshit, and Alyssa walked up to the dipshit and stole the rod. He said “What is up?! DramaAlert nation I’m killer keeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmstar! ” and clicked his muddy boots together, splattering mud all over her face. She wiped it off and jumped into the lake. She had thought that he had to, but it was just him falling in because a massive Ethan fart pushed every non-muggle into the lake. Of course, there were only 16. Naomi, Ryota, Alyssa, Keemstar, VSauce Michael, that black guy in the perv hole, Kumamaru-Chan, Kazoo Kid, Bean Ashley, Denley, Ryder the Drug Dealer, Brennan the Savage Duck, Brynjolf, Gandalf, Kurt Cobain, and jackspediceye 2. Those 16 were named the Dark Brotherhood of Peepo and were the cringiest non-muggles there were. They all decided to stay in the lake, for the sake of Akatosh. Soon after Alyssa noticed a magical land fish peice of shit swimming by and grabbed it by the ass-dick. It squirmed like a little baby kawaii hamster, but then she stabbed it in the face with DawnBreaker. Then she realized, well duh you can’t use it if it’s dead, but then she had an idea. They surfaced. She reached out for the black guy. Once they made it to the shore, he coughed out, “What? I’m not supposed to have any purpose in this story! ” Too bad, Ralph. “Hmm… Jump inside this fish carcass. Ralph did so and the fish started shitting out the hobbits from the Lord of the Rings. Gandalf whacked them on the head and flied off with his saxophone mix tape. Harry Potter flew in on his Nimbus 2000 during a game of quidditch, “What the fuck is goin on down here! ” “Voldemort FARTED! ” yelled Naomi. Everybody grabbed a water bottle and threw it into the lake, and shrugged simultaneously. Alyssa gazed off into a distance and saw a 28 way orgy going on, Colin and Kole being a the top. Denly was jealous and jumped on top, and started to hump. Ethan walked in all smug and took a huge shit on the pile of gay boys, they all celebrated as if their God had just given them candy like that creepy guy in a windowless MiniVan. They all danced with condoms on their heads. Naomi was confused and held up a condom package to her face, and read it, “Place on head. ” “Pull Down” No longer puzzled, she took and un-opened a package and pulled Ryota with her, only Satan knows what would happen. The Lake exploded with tears and water fountains. Out came a 16 year old, with a orange Camp Half-Blood T-shirt. His name was Percy Jackson; “Nononono, you can’t just leave after killing my magical land fish piece of shit, and grabbing another by the ass-dick! Don’t you know how much that hurts?!?!? ” he yelled. “Are you speaking from experience? ” Ryota hollered. “That’s some personal information, I’m gonna report you on roblox you stupid bully. ” All of the non-muggle said “Gaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy! ”, Percy ran away crying whilst the lake was spewing tears. Alyssa took the fishing rod and chucked it back where Keemstar was sitting. Alyssa then hopped on the magical land fish peice of shit and finished the last 864, 132 miles. A sign appeared straight in front of her, CringeTown 4 1/2 miles away. Alyssa decided that the magical land fish peice of shit was worn out and grabbed its ass-dick and threw it behind her, it stood up and started to cry, but Alyssa don’t give more than 4 1/2 fucks. Alyssa continued walking and the sky turned black and You On Kazoo! Started playing, everyone was yelling and playing kazoo. Finally after almost 5 days Alyssa arrived at CringeTown, and it was worse than she thought, it was entirely taken over by the peepo. There was a public stream on one of the buildings with the whole gang samado, snudder mado, cushie,???????, shoosh,???????????,??????????????????, and peepo. It seemed as if they were discussing something relating to the apocalypse, but they didn’t speak english they spoke Nanalanish. As she made her way to the town square she realized that the non-muggles were following her. Ryder the Drug Dealer was holding a needle full of heroin and was trying to drug as many people as possible. Naomi was still playing kazoo from before, while Ryota was getting really pissed off and telling Naomi to stop playing the fucking KAZOO! Kurt Cobain was playing Rape Me on the guitar, and all the rest were being their normal retarded selves. Alyssa made it to town square and realized that there was a giant garden shaped like a penis, which was where all of them were having the meeting. Alyssa realized that the aetherium shard that she swallowed earlier made her able to understand Nanalanish. Maybe it was Ryder’s drugs she didn’t know but she didn’t know. A thought came to mind, that she had to take a huge shit so she ran over to snudder mado and took a shit on him. There was a small aetherium shard in the piece of shit, but Alyssa really didn’t give a fuck so she grabbed it out of the shit. Snudder Mado was screaming at her in a super pissed off voice. “What the FUCK you stupid BITCH why can’t you just let us destroy Earth?! ” Ryder walked up on at least 398 drugs and said “I may just be on way too many drugs, but your just fucking gay. ” he slurred every word. Naomi had to agree with him because for once, he was right. All of the guys joined in agreeing with him, and they all grabbed the condoms from earlier and danced around the garden with them on their heads. Then NASA Peepo started blocking off the aetherium forge to make sure not even one of the shards gets to the crest. The Kool Aid Man jumps through the wall and says “OH YEAH!!!!! ” everyone got free kool aid blood. Alyssa accidentally spilled the kool aid blood on her one aetherium shard and it turned into a retarded rat. She needed to fix it. Only a few people knew, how to unretarded-ratify an aetherium shard. Of course, in her past life, her mom was a necromancer. Alyssa being the little bitch she is yelled for the magical land fish peice of shit that she grabbed by the ass-dick, to her surprise it ran right to her. It’s ass-dick clearly bruised, Alyssa jumped on and rode over to her mom's cardboard box which happened to be in the sewers of CringeTown. The sewers smelled of dead memes and were accordingly retarded, Harambe was just lying in the way being a total douchebag. Alyssa tried everything her pokeflute, the magical land fish piece of shit’s ass-dick, the retarded rat nothing worked. Alyssa found a pole and started stripping on it, then she remembered that Harambe was dead. She happily hopped over the carcass, and continued down the wast3 l4nd. Soon, Alyssa and friends made it to the ratway, (how ironic…) and Cartman dressed in the Coon costume jumped down from the ceiling with Lord Cthulhu as he was trying to fight Coon and Friends, which were once his friends, but they kept the name without the Coon. As the epic warfare was going on Alyssa and friends continued to the cardboard box, (which in case you don’t know there are a lot of cardboard boxes in sewers. ) But Alyssa knew which one was her mom’s, for it was a package that was used to hold dildos in. (It still does. ) Ralph then smelled the familiar stench of dildos and found Alyssa’s mom’s house. When Alyssa went in her mom offered her a nice warm dildo and of course Alyssa said “yes”. She held it gently in her hand, and blew on it. She made sure that Naomi didn’t get close to it, because she was afraid she might burn it. Alyssa finally shoved it up her nose and started moaning and fapping. Of course, she was a master at turning people on, so all of her ‘friends’ started to masturbate to her, especially Ralph. Oh, that skanky Ralph. He loves hot whores on roblox. He remembered how much he love whores on roblox and asked to use Alyssa’s account xXSniperSexyGirl42069Xx. It took about five hours for him to stop jerking off at the default roblox girl. “Oh d4t seXy ASs! ” Ralph screamed so loudly everyone in the sewer could hear him. Meanwhile Alyssa was waiting for her mom to finish the spell to get her aetherium shard back. She continued shoving the dildo in her nose and the read the bottom, Shove in pussy Turn on vibrations Enjoy;D Now that Alyssa knew how to use the dildo she shoved it up her pussy and turned on the vibrator. It felt good. Her mom walked into the room and pulled out 3 aetherium shards, one of which was hers. “Honey I got the shard and 2 more! ” her mom exclaimed “Oh my fucking god mom stop calling me honey! ” She took the dildo out and continued on her way. Only one dam shard left. Who knew where it could be…? Well, obviously not her mom, or she would have found it by now. Alyssa was satisfied sexually and emotionally, she wandered off while Ralph was still yanking it to Alyssa’s roblox account. Ryota laughed at both Alyssa and Ralph. “Hah, you newbz, I have a real person to jerk off with.! ” “You don’t jerk off with a person you fuck a person, idiot” Alyssa exclaimed. Naomi suddenly felt really horny and Ryota noticed and dropped his pants… he picked her up easily and carried her off to the nearest garbage pile and started to fuck her. Everyone in the sewer was complaining that Ryota wasn’t using a condom, but Naomi didn’t care. Ryota always carried a pregnancy test with him just in case. After they fucked for almost a day and a half Naomi took the pregnancy test and it came out positive. Ryota was really pissed off so out of anger he grabbed a clothes hanger and performed an abortion, (no idea how he did it. ) An adult sized fetus came out and started smashing its head on every wall. Percy Jackson smelled something fishy (bu dum tss) and in a few seconds came rushing over and stole the deranged baby. Naomi felt horny again and this went on for almost 5 days. Percy walked home with about 4 deranged babies that day. Ryota learned his lesson, and decided not to torture Naomi anymore and to use condoms. Alyssa and the rest of the non-muggles were waiting for them to stop giving deranged babies to Percy. They finally stopped and Naomi had a pussy the size of Alyssa’s (Which is pretty big because she was fed dicks everyday as a little girl. ) Now that they had completed more than half their quest, the non-muggles had escaped from the underground madness. Fresh air was so nice, although they didn’t have fresh air it was polluted with memes. Alyssa smelled another familiar smell… a macho dragon, it was flying towards Drug Dealer Ally. What would a macho dragon buy in Drug Dealer Ally… no idea. Ryder the Drug Dealer was stoked that he was able to go back to his home in Drug Dealer Ally. Like he said, “A drug a day keeps the muggles away”, so there might be more non-muggles out there, dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuun. Alyssa saw five giant middle fingers fly through the sky, I don’t remember if this is important later on in the story, it might be. Anyway, Alyssa crouched down behind the giant peanut butter cracker. She peeked over the side and noticed it was raining, but this was cringe town so it only rained on half of the town at a time. Macho dragons hate the rain, but Drug Dealer Ally is covered, but Alyssa still had a chance to make it to Drug Dealer Ally and fight the dragon. “‘I’M GONNA GETCHA!!! ” Screamed the macho dragon almost at Drug Dealer Ally. Alyssa forgot all about the non-muggles and started running, one of those random middle fingers flew up to her and offered her to a ride, if you know what I’m sayin. Alyssa rode the middle finger into the pit of gayness where the dark brotherhood was hiding away. She was kinda confused, so she knocked on the bloodstained door. “What is the music of life? ” Behind her, two voices simultaneously said, “Silence, my brother. ” two gay boys were fucking, acting completely casual like it was the most natural thing. They just so happened, to be Colin and Kole. They were screaming basketball terms like Brick and Airball! Of course, anybody could understand they were talking about sex. Another boy named Brennan walked over to the door and asked “What did I miss? ” simultaneously moaning. Colin and Kole asked Brennan to join them with a bunch of shitty pick-up lines like, “Do you live in a corn field cause I’m… stalking you! ” and he did. All of them walked away moaning and talking about sex in the smallest and most retarded conga line ever. Alyssa flipped the bird and the middle finger flew to her, she meant to flip off the gay boys. The middle finger grew arms and held its hands in a middle finger position, it walked in and so did Alyssa. Alyssa saw the macho dragon buying mexican crack and poisoned candy to sell to children. The macho dragon walked up to her, some badass music started in the background and he had the most fucking annoying voice ever it sounded like an extremely high pitched version of Ethan’s “What do you want? ” Alyssa took a second to laugh at the retard and out of breath said “You're gay, do you have an aetherium shard? ” The drunk dealer hiccuped and said “Used to… A fucking khajiit stole it and ran west. ” Alyssa was getting stoned on weed and she killed so many brain cells she forgot what west was. Her magical land fish piece of shit helped her up, (Ralph was inside and using the fish as a suit) and her middle finger started beating the shit out of the macho dragon for no reason, while stealing the drugs and candy. She quickly ran out, only to find herself face planting on Jackspediceye 2’s dick, she started sucking it with vigorous force. The rest of the non-muggles were there too, most of which were masturbating in the bushes. Suddenly, they all jumped out with little cakes and threw them at her. She shoved them up her pussy one by one until she somehow puked them out her mouth. “Happy Fuckday to you, Happy Fuckday to you! Happy FUUUUUCKDAY DEAAAAAAARRRR DUMB BITCH!!! HAPPY FUCKDAY TO YOUUUUUUUU! ” Naomi suddenly got really horny from hearing the word fuck 4 times and she and Ryota snuck into a different set of bushes. This time Percy Jackson didn’t steal any babies because they fucked in the ass. Denley walked over and started fucking Naomi in the pussy, but Denley was incompetent so he wasn’t able to get her pregnant. After Ryota and Denley had a fight, you can guess who won. Denley was a foot and a half shorter in both ways. In mid fuck, Naomi got up and started to run away. Ryota was pissed, but found out why. Behind them, a giant herd of black and orange mice were toppling trees and crushing bushes. Alyssa noticed that the mice had all of the plants from the Garden samado, snudder mado, cushie,???????, shoosh,???????????,?????????????????? riding on them. “It’s The Spicy Chickens!!!! RUN. ” “Chicken Teriyaki! ” Screamed snudder mado and the rest followed. Alyssa was very confused. In which case Alyssa realized how much help she needed, but instead she resorted to drugs. She pleaded for Ryder the Drug Dealer to give her some for free, “Please I need them! I just realized how fucked up my life is, please! ” Ryder kept saying no until one deal was made, Alyssa would trade her dildo, a blowjob, 50 bucks, a lighter, a bomb, a japanese hentai comic, and a green sweater, for a single hit of ecstasy. Somehow this deal forged the most unlikely of friendships, Ryder the Drug Dealer (Let’s just call him Ryder) and Alyssa. Ryder burned half of the stuff besides for the 50 bucks, the bomb, and the blowjob (no shit sherlock). Ethan walked into a random classroom in the middle of math and peed his pants. Ryder on the other hand found a fuck buddy! He also bombed Syria. Stingy came back rubbing his piggy bank, “That kid, he is weed, you are weed, we’re all weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed! ” he exploded Kole then shoved a lit candle with weed on top up his ass hole, and then Colin started shoving his penis up there. They all ducked under a huge tree, shaped like a penis. Kole especially loved it. The spicy chicken mice the size of pickup trucks, stampeded and crushed almost half of the wooden penis. Ryota looked over, and there he saw Denley, crippled and depressed. And then started laughing. The rest of the non-muggles joined in, Denley feeling confused about his gender started laughing too. Colin and Kole started the congo line again. Ethan then too wanted to be included so he started fucking his boy computer like a gay fuck boy. The computer has no feelings and yet it was still scarred for life. It turned out Ryder didn’t even drug him he was just an abnormally fat gay retarded piece of shit. Denley wanted to join in too so he grabbed Avery and pulled her into the big gay mess. Ryder for once was actually only on 1 drug, ( for once) weed, which is legal almost everywhere. “I bought some weed from Stingy” He said without slurring one word, although he was smoking a piggy bank. Alyssa grabbed her own ass and flew away. Ryder grabbed a needle full of heroin and threw it straight at her, the piggy bank he thought was weed allowed him to actually hit Alyssa and she fell out of the sky. She fell on Donald Trump’s wall, and managed to put a dent in it’s rock-hard shell. The mexicans started coming out of the wall now that the rock-hard shell was dented, mexicans were eating burritos and looking like total retards. The non-muggles really screwed up this time, each and every one of them had to use the one skill they had. Naomi and Ryota started fucking, Alyssa was being a slutty whore, Ryder was drugging them, keemstar was filming a DramaAlert video, VSauce Michael was filming a new episode of mind blow, and Brennan the Savage Duck was quacking loudly. He squatted down, and landed a nice shit, he also shit out an egg. “Epople my butt! ” quacked Brennan the Savage Duck. He proudly placed his flabby ass on top of Trump’s wall and started to sing a song from high school musical. “It's funny when you find yourself… Looking from the outside… I'm standing here but all I want is to be over there. Why did I let myself believe, miracles could happen? 'Cause now I have to pretend, that I don't really care. I thought you were my fairytale A dream when I'm not sleeping A wish upon a star That's coming true But everybody else could tell. That I confused my feelings with the truth, When there was me and you, I swore I knew the melody, That I heard you singing, And when you smiled you made me feel, Like I could sing along, But then you went and changed the words Now my heart is empty I'm only left with used-to-be's And once upon a song, Now I know you're not a fairy tale And dreams were meant for sleeping And wishes on a star Just don't come true 'Cause now even I can tell That I confused my feelings with the truth Because I liked the view When there was me and you I can't believe that I could be so blind It's like you were floating while I was falling, And I didn't mind 'Cause I liked the view I thought you felt it too When there was me and you! ” The mexicans all fled the cracking voice that was making their ears shit bricks. Naomi disliked all the mexican burritos looking at her, so she ran away with Ryota while still fucking. Ryder and Alyssa knew that they were actually important in this part of the story so they tried everything to get them back. After almost 10 days of chasing Naomi and Ryota, Ryder and Alyssa got bored and started fucking. Naomi and Ryota looked at them awkwardly and Naomi took a shit on Ryota’s dick. It smelled bad, but Ryota threw it at Keemstar. Keemstar shoved it up his ass and walked away like nothing happened. The mexicans bombarded him cause they love a male slut. They threw dirty gym socks at him and he stripped. The gay scene was thrown off so they continued fucking, Ryder realized that he didn’t have a condom and was fucking normally. He continued hoping he wouldn’t get her pregnant. After the almost 3 1/2 hours, Ryder asked Ryota for a pregnancy test, Ryota gave it to him and he chucked it at Alyssa’s face, “What the fuck is this? ” “Don’t worry, just take a piss on it” Ryder replied confidently. But it turned out that he was just jealous that he didn’t get to take a piss on it instead of Alyssa, so he shoved her out of the way, he was a total loser and a wimp so it didn’t work. It came out positive and Ryder walked around the room pacing at a weird pace and said to Alyssa “Your mom’s a necromancer couldn’t she make you not pregnant? ” Ryder then had an amazing orgasmic idea to make a dickumentary where he films himself walking around the house naked and zooming in on his dick. The camera exploded due to ugliness overload and the idea failed. He couldn’t have to father a kid that was way too much work, he then realized Alyssa could get an abortion, but then he realized that he could just drug the baby. He had no idea what to do, outside some random idiot screamed “Allahu Ackbar!!!!!!! ” and a huge explosion made the walls of the building fall like Denley’s penises Kole had sucked for a week. Ryder was incredibly exhausted and decided to jerk off in a porta-potty he grabbed his playboy magazine and ran as fast as he could, which wasn’t very fast. Once he squatted down to the seat, he slipped and fell in. There was no way out besides for getting an erection, he thought his penis was big enough but it turned out it was wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too small.. At least it wasn't as small as Kole Stripper Pol’s. He then realized he could just take some viagra and cialis for his partial ED. It surprisingly worked so Ryder went back to the Japanese Sex Apartment and watched Seinfeld with Alyssa. Kramer was using the oven to dry his clothes because he was out of quarters. Ryder turned off the T. V “Wait are the Mexicans still invading. ” “Probably” yelled Ralph who was clearly raping Mexicans, Ryder realized Alyssa was fat, “My water broke... ” “Wait that makes no sense, it has been 15 minutes” that explained why Naomi was able to get an abortion so early on. With his past experience, Ryota was able to yank the baby out of her magical mystery ride, he was the savior of the day. The whole Japanese hotel threw a party for them. (the non muggles. ) Afterwards, they ate drugged caked, and sang a song about the snoot. “Seriously? Look at her butt. Ew! Oh, she looks like a slut. Ew! I'm like “what the what”? Ew! Right? Right? Ew, ew! Oh, you got to see this Oh my gross I can't believe it She's so basically basic She's literally making me sick This is embarrassing. Ew, ew! Like seriously, seriously. Ew, ew! No, seriously, seriously! Ew, ew! I can't, I can't! Ew, ew! Look at look at this. OM-effin-G, what the eff? You're gonna freakin' flip, like, seriously freakin' flip Cause Sally's mad at Iggy because Iggy's booty's more biggy And Sally's booty's twiggy so she called her friend Cybie Now Sally's gonna get impleggies What's impleggies? Implants, silly. Ew! I'm freakin' for real I think silicone butts are ew, ew! Where'd she get that outfit? Ew That girl is totally ratchet. Ew! No, seriously – who likes that? Ew! Right right? Ew, ew! Look at the way she takes pics And what's up with those duck lips? She's so lame Super lame. Ew, ew! This is embarrassing. Ew, ew! Like seriously seriously. Ew, ew! No, seriously seriously. Ew, ew! Oh my gosh. Ew, ew! I am not hating I am merely conversating With my BFF Sara So bust your rhyme, Sara… It's and you know who Now here's some things I think are ew! FaceTime and reclining in Airplane seats and then Vining Retweeting tweets I'm not lying Cause even rhyming's ann-iy-ing! Bread bowls and ravioli Casserole, a roly poly Caterpillar on my really old And moldy windowsill. Ew! Trapper keepers and a creeper wearin' Sneakers with the toes And maybe Frozen cause You knowin' I don't Wanna build a snowman. Ew, ew! Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew! Ew, ew, ew. Like seriously? Ew. Hello my name is Sara That's Sara with no "H" Too bad if you don't like it Cause haters gonna Hate my Stepdad Gary He tries to act so cool Every time we see him My friends and I say "Ew! " Hey funky bunch, what're you guys doing? Oh my gosh, it's my step dad Gary And he just ruined it! I heard that funky beat that you was playing down here It's a party over here It's a party over here Ew! ” The baby was wearing a full set of clothes that looked like Ryder’s the ripped pants, broken shoes and the Nirvana shirt. He also had a little booth that said Dagger’s Drug Emporium. The only thing different from the two, was that Ryder was ugly as fuck. Ryder was so proud of his son, but Dagger only carried the Children’s Meth Lab, it was still a good day for both of them. Naomi started crying at the beautiful scene, mostly because she was glad that Ryder wasn’t fucking his child. The child did have one problem though… he has both genitals. He started fucking himself, everyone was acting like it was the most adorable thing they ever saw. Ethan walked up to the window and yelled “AWWWW… THAT BABY IS SO ADORABLE” he farted at that moment and Naomi said “Use your inside voice, there is a fucking baby in here!. ” “THIS IS MY INSIDE VOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS MY WAR FACEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ” Ryder laughed for a minute along with everybody else. Dagger jumped on the table and started talking “Hey idiots!, yeah you, I want my name to be ‘Dagger’ I don’t really know why, but that’s the name I want! ” “That’s my boy” exclaimed Ryder. Out of his ripped pocket, he pulled a steel dagger and shoved it in Keemstar’s ass. He/she screamed, but moaned at the same time. “Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww” Everybody was disapointed in Ryder’s technique. So in return they all threw doritos at him. His reaction was priceless, as he started to cry from the beauty. RubberDuckla( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) came in, and started to throw cringey cringe compalations at everybody, and started to hump Brennan, the savage duck. The most dead game in history came up and slapped everybody in the face. The most annoying franchise that you can’t get enough of, set up seventeen, fifty-feet tall speakers around the hotel. Lúcio sped out of shrek’s outhouse, and handed Scott the mic. “Hello? Hello, Hello? I wanted to record a message for you to settle in on your first night. I actually worked in that office before you, I’m finishing up my last week, in a matter of fact, so… I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I can tell you, there’s nothing to be worried about! You’ll be fine! So let’s just focus on to getting you through your first night. Okay, let’s see. Uh, First there’s an introductory greeting from the company I’m supposed to read. It’s kind of a legal thing, you know? Ok so, Welcome to Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, a magical place for kids and grownups alike… where fantasy and fun come to life, Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damaged property, or person. Upon discovery that death or damage occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days. So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. mething about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know? Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try rcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh. Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night. ” It was absolute ear rape. Scott dropped the mic, and headed to his private fnaf themed suite. Before heading upstairs, he said one thing. “ The Five Nights at Freddy’s Movie is coming out. ” With that, Ralph started complaining about everybody’s father, and Alyssa started to curl up into a depressed ball, and started to cry in the depression corner. Naomi was enraged, not only was Scott up to no good, but Alyssa stole her depression corner! She pulled the dagger out of Keemstar’s ass and started to chase Alyssa. Alyssa jumped out of the depression corner, and started to hack everybody using Sombra’s lightning fingers. Ryder started using a torch to light a spider on fire, the spider took a shit and a giant sperm cell flew out and smacked him on the Genji ass. Ryder flipped off the sperm cell, and a giant middle finger broke through the roof and started raping the sperm cell. Dagger was running around screaming fight, and so was Ryder. Alyssa was still being chased around, so while Naomi wasn’t paying attention, she did a somersault into the Genji ass.

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